Today is International Women's Day! It is each day once we are alleged to celebrate women and the way super great we are, but usually it just turns into each day of brand name pandering. Which, you know, sucks. It is also Daylight Savings Time, the sole advantage of which is that, on the opposite Daylight Savings Time, you get to remain at the bar later. Or, if you're going by Pete & Pete rules, you've got one hour to "go back in time" and fix something you screwed up within the past year, which I have always found very romantic. But on the whole, it is bad! And stupid! And guess what? We think it's for "the farmers," that we're all doing this annoying thing because "the farmers" need it to reap our food correctly, but because it seems , "the farmers" don't want it and are one among the most important lobbies against Daylight Savings Time. I have never felt so betrayed as I was five minutes ago when I learned...